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Cheesy Jesus
Workers at the Stadium Club in Jacksonville, Florida found what they believe to be an image of Jesus in a steam table tray used to keep nachos warm. A spokesman for the restaurant says they won’t use the pan anymore. The wait staff will steer people away from the now cold nachos and try to get them to try the Buffalo wings, stuffed potato skins, and fried mozzarella sticks.
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Steeling Away
An image of Jesus appeared on a steel plate in Southern Ireland. It’s being sold on eBay (surprise!) and the seller says: “A PHOTOGRAPH OF JESUS;; IMAGE WITH OUT; ANY AIR BRUSHING OR ALTERATIONS OF ANY KIND.” Okay, someone scribbled on it with a red pen, but other than that…
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A Christmas Miracle
‘Twas the week before Christmas, and all through eBay,
The spiritual images showed up in all ways.
Like one in Nebraska that you see right here,
Where Mary and Jesus, on a door did appear.
It first made its showing when Mother was ill,
And as it grew darker, she slowly got well.
Now you have a chance to own that wondrous door,
Keep your eyes on the auctions there are bound to be more.
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Tailgate Party
Since word got out that an image of Jesus appeared on the tailgate of a truck in Laredo, TX, people have been making the pilgrimage to see it. They light candles, take photos, and pray. Julio Radillo, who owns the truck, says he isn’t going to drive it for a while. When he does he’ll take the tailgate off and keep it as a memento. It will look good in the living room.
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Dressing Up For Church
According to a Romanian couple, images of Jesus, St. Peter, and St. Paul have appeared on a wardrobe they received from her parents as a dowry 50 years ago. The images first showed up just before Christmas last year, starting as shadows and getting progressively clearer every day. Since then their house has become a popular stop on the Eastern European Sightings Tour 2005. They hope to get an Internet connection soon so they can sell it on eBay.
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There’s Something Fishy About This Sighting
A couple in Luther, Oklahoma, is selling a fish head bone they say shows Jesus on the crucifix. A friend gave them the bone 10 years ago and the couple says they’ve had good luck ever since. Yet they’re selling it. Hey, too much of a good thing can be boring. Or so they say. It’s being sold on eBay but there’s a note saying it’s not rare and you can get these cheaper elsewhere. Who knew? The posting’s still up, apparently just for the halibut.
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