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A Christmas Miracle
‘Twas the week before Christmas, and all through eBay,
The spiritual images showed up in all ways.
Like one in Nebraska that you see right here,
Where Mary and Jesus, on a door did appear.
It first made its showing when Mother was ill,
And as it grew darker, she slowly got well.
Now you have a chance to own that wondrous door,
Keep your eyes on the auctions there are bound to be more.
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Tailgate Party
Since word got out that an image of Jesus appeared on the tailgate of a truck in Laredo, TX, people have been making the pilgrimage to see it. They light candles, take photos, and pray. Julio Radillo, who owns the truck, says he isn’t going to drive it for a while. When he does he’ll take the tailgate off and keep it as a memento. It will look good in the living room.
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There’s Something Fishy About This Sighting
A couple in Luther, Oklahoma, is selling a fish head bone they say shows Jesus on the crucifix. A friend gave them the bone 10 years ago and the couple says they’ve had good luck ever since. Yet they’re selling it. Hey, too much of a good thing can be boring. Or so they say. It’s being sold on eBay but there’s a note saying it’s not rare and you can get these cheaper elsewhere. Who knew? The posting’s still up, apparently just for the halibut.
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Is His Bark Worse Than His Bite?
It started last Monday when Jim Holtz was on the way to a pawn shop. He looked across the street at the Hickey-Freeman Co. clothing factory and saw the image of Jesus on a silver maple tree. Now people are flocking to Rochester, NY, to check out the arboreal sighting. Many claim to see facial features, including the beard. One man says, “He looks like he’s sleeping.” Shhhh!
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Who Were You Expecting, The Holy Spirit?
People in Chile are flocking to the Christo Rey de Tome Church in Santiago to see an image that appeared on a wall of the church five weeks ago, an image some say is the soon to be canonized Father Hurtado holding a child. As if the Catholic church hasn’t had enough problems with live priests and children.
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Why Do You Think It’s Called A SON-o-gram?
Another spiritual ultrasound has surfaced. The first two (see: 1, 2) were in Ohio but it seems the miracle has moved westward to Valencia, CA. So much for California setting the trends. While the doctors saw a child at 8 weeks, 4 days, Anthony and Xaviera Fierro say they see the outline of the Blessed Mother. They claim it’s “an actual printout,” and it’s “not a joke.” It is, of course, available on eBay.
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