What Would Jesus See » Archive for 2005
Wooden You Say It Looks Like Him?
A man in West Sussex, England, was relaxing in his garden when he noticed the figure of a man on the trunk of a hawthorn tree. His wife immediately recognized it as Jesus. A pastor from a local church came by and says it’s a revelation from God, but didn’t specify what the revelation was.
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Knockin’ On Heaven’s Door
Susie Parker of Raton, New Mexico, says the sun has created a faded image of Jesus on her door, complete with what appears to be drops of blood at the bottom. So far there are no crowds, no T-shirts for sale, and no posting on eBay.
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Divine Dumpling
Donna Lee of Point Place, Ohio, was cooking pierogis for Easter dinner when she noticed that one of them came out of the frying pan with the image of Jesus Christ burned into it. Seventeen people bid for it on eBay, with the winner, uh, forking over $1,775 for it. And that’s without even knowing whether it’s filled with meat, cheese, or vegetables. GoldenPalace.com is the proud owner, adding it to their growing collection.
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More Rockin’ With Jesus
A man in Orange County, California, found a 1″ x 3/4″ rock in his garden. He says “Jesus is clearly visable [sic] on the rock. You can see his eyes and his long hair and beard.” He’s selling it on eBay with a 7-day money back guarantee in case you decide it looks more like Gallagher, Jeff “Skunk” Baxter of the Doobie Brothers, or the late Sonny Bono.
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The Virgin Vader
Dale in Ohio found a rock in his front yard in Chelsea, MI (?) and thought an image on it looked like the Virgin Mary. Or maybe Darth Vader. He says “I was so struck by the image I am not sure what to do.” So of course he decided to put it up for sale on eBay, but not before admitting “I honestly am feeling guilty for listing this gift.” So guilty he set the minimum bid at $1.00 and the shipping at a flat $50.00.
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A Little Bit Of Jesus Right Here In Peru
Google’s new satellite mapping shows what appears to be the image of Jesus near the coast of Peru. Hey, we couldn’t make this up if we tried to do it with Photoshop. Check it out here.
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