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Jesus Plastered!
Jeffrey Rigo of Pittsburgh, PA stepped out the shower Saturday evening to find an image of Jesus Christ in the water-stained plaster on the bathroom wall. He did what any sane person would do — he cut out the section of plaster, found the water leak, made a box, filled it with plaster, placed the “Shower Jesus” inside the box to dry, and posted it for sale on eBay.
Postscript: The plaster Jesus was bought by goldenpalacecasino.com for $1,999.99. They’re planning to add it to a traveling museum that will appear in cities nationwide.
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Corpus Crispi
Rosalie Lawson of St. Petersburg, FL was happy when she came across a buy-one, get-one-free deal on Lay’s sour cream and onion potato chips a couple of weeks ago, but even happier when she stopped putting one of the chips in her mouth because she saw the image of Jesus Christ on it. “I don’t know if we’re going to try and sell it or what yet,” she says. Meanwhile, the St. Petersburg Times is holding an online poll about the chip. At the moment, 15% of the voters think the chip looks like Jesus, 34% think it looks like Red Sox centerfielder Johnny Damon, and 51% think it looks like the late Jerry Garcia.
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I Knew I Felt A Stirring In My Chest
A woman in Florida has a mammogram which she says shows an image of Jesus Christ. In her words:
“I went in for a regular mammogram screening where several x-rays were taken. The doctor thought he had seen something unusual and called me back one week later. On this second visit, only one image was taken of the area of concern. As soon as the film showed up on the screen, the image of Jesus Christ was clearly visible. The technician and I were astonished and immediately felt a pleasant presence. Needless to say, I was blessed to find that all was well and I am in good health.”
And that there’s an outlet to sell it on eBay.
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(S)he Appears On Seashells By The Seashore
It might sound fishy, but a California man is selling a seashell with an image of the Virgin Mary on eBay, of all places. Or maybe it’s Jesus. The shell’s owner, David Johnson, isn’t sure. Neither is Father Hanna Sakkab of St. George Antiochian Orthodox Church in City Heights who, according to the San Diego Union-Tribune, thought “it evoked either Jesus Christ or the Virgin Mary, crowned with a halo and carrying a baby.” Johnson found it on a beach in Monterey, CA and held onto it for a year. It would look great on a puka shell necklace.
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The Lord Is My Sous Chef
A family in Salt Lake City, UT says their old kitchen cabinet has an image of Jesus on it. They discovered it a few years ago and saved it after a recent kitchen remodeling. In case you don’t see it, Barbara Rascon explains: “There is an eye here another eye here and here is the nose. And then the mouth starts here and then you have sort of a beard.” Sort of cool.
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Putting The Ultra in Ultrasound
The Braziers of Toledo, OH say their newborn daughter Aaliyah is a blessing, but not only because she was born early and healthy. They say two ultrasound images taken a month ago show an image of Jesus Christ. Hospital administrators say the ultrasound wasn’t altered and is exactly like the one they have on file. They have no theories as to why little Aaliyah doesn’t look a thing like the image in the ultrasound.
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