What Would Jesus See » Entries tagged with "Nebraska"
A Christmas Miracle
‘Twas the week before Christmas, and all through eBay,
The spiritual images showed up in all ways.
Like one in Nebraska that you see right here,
Where Mary and Jesus, on a door did appear.
It first made its showing when Mother was ill,
And as it grew darker, she slowly got well.
Now you have a chance to own that wondrous door,
Keep your eyes on the auctions there are bound to be more.
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Salty Salvation
A mother and daughter in Nebraska are selling a Rold Gold Honey Mustard Pretzel on eBay that they say looks like the Virgin Mary holding baby Jesus. They hope to get $1,000 so the daughter can buy a horse. (Advice: Stop squinting so much. It’s a pretzel. One that sort of looks like a treble clef.)
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