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Putting The Ultra in Ultrasound

The Braziers of Toledo, OH say their newborn daughter Aaliyah is a blessing, but not only because she was born early and healthy. They say two ultrasound images taken a month ago show an image of Jesus Christ. Hospital administrators say the ultrasound wasn’t altered and is exactly like the one they have on file. They have no theories as to why little Aaliyah doesn’t look a thing like the image in the ultrasound.

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Holy Pair Gets Stoned

Last week Ethel Hartman of Jackson Township, Ohio was awakened by a mysterious flash of light shining on her bed. The next day her son was working in the garden when he came across a rock with the image of the Virgin Mary on it. He then found one adorned with Jesus Christ. The family welcomes people to come and see the rocks. They live just outside Massillon, in Jackson Township, at the corner of Amhearst and Traphagen Street. This place rocks. [map]

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Holy Sheet!

The Daily Mail reports that an image of the Virgin Mary has appeared on an Australian bedsheet. The sheet was spotted in a Salvation Army store outside Melbourne, Australia. Named The Shroud of St Kilda, it’s naturally for sale on eBay. Starting price is $10,000.00 Australian, which is about US$7,783.00. Not bad for a sheet with a stain that looks like Che Guevera…or is it Daniel Boone?

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Salt Of The Earth…I Mean, Heavens

A shrine has popped up by an expressway underpass in Chicago where people say salt stains on the concrete look like the Virgin Mary. Believers are flocking to the site even though the new Pope has made no public comment about it nor booked a flight yet.

POSTSCRIPT: On May 6th a man was arrested for scrawling the words “big lie” over the stain. Authorities then painted over the whole thing. R.I.P.

LATER THE SAME DAY: The Chicago Tribune reports that, like Jason, the image is back. “One or more people somehow began to remove the paint. It was not known how they did it, but by afternoon, the image was back largely intact and apparently with no sign of the graffiti that had marred it.”

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No Wonder Her Granddaughter Looks Like An Angel

An Ohio woman says if you turn an ultrasound picture of her granddaughter upside down you can see the face of Jesus. She’s had the picture hanging on the wall for four years but never noticed the image until she recently turned it over. Is she seeing Jesus or dollar signs on eBay?

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You Saw It Here First!


We got an email today that reads (sic): “my name is joseph polak i have in my posetion a door 30 in, by 80 in of jesus christ in the wood here are some pictures to show you what i mean. please give me some info on how to sell this door or where i can sell it please.” Here are the photos. You be the judge.

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