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Corpus Crispi
Rosalie Lawson of St. Petersburg, FL was happy when she came across a buy-one, get-one-free deal on Lay’s sour cream and onion potato chips a couple of weeks ago, but even happier when she stopped putting one of the chips in her mouth because she saw the image of Jesus Christ on it. “I don’t know if we’re going to try and sell it or what yet,” she says. Meanwhile, the St. Petersburg Times is holding an online poll about the chip. At the moment, 15% of the voters think the chip looks like Jesus, 34% think it looks like Red Sox centerfielder Johnny Damon, and 51% think it looks like the late Jerry Garcia.
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How Much Is That Jesus In The Window?
Hundreds of people are flocking to an apartment complex in Fort Worth, TX, to see the face of Jesus in a window. One woman who has been blind for years says she is seeing things for the first time, meaning her hand, her husband’s hand, and even her granddaughter. Another woman says she can walk better now. Transportation costs to the apartment are not covered by most HMOs and cannot be deducted as a medical expense on your taxes. Check with your accountant to be certain.
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I Knew I Felt A Stirring In My Chest
A woman in Florida has a mammogram which she says shows an image of Jesus Christ. In her words:
“I went in for a regular mammogram screening where several x-rays were taken. The doctor thought he had seen something unusual and called me back one week later. On this second visit, only one image was taken of the area of concern. As soon as the film showed up on the screen, the image of Jesus Christ was clearly visible. The technician and I were astonished and immediately felt a pleasant presence. Needless to say, I was blessed to find that all was well and I am in good health.”
And that there’s an outlet to sell it on eBay.
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It’s Curtains For Jesus
People are flocking to Raymond Limon’s house at 1166 W. Magnolia Ave, San Bernardino, CA to see the face of Jesus Christ on a pair of cream-colored curtains. The image appears at night when the family room has been lighted. This isn’t the first religious sighting in the neighborhood. Eleven years ago someone found wrinkles on a tree that many believed were the image of the Virgin Mary. Maria Limon, who is separated from her husband, thinks this is the real thing and that God is telling them to reconcile their marriage. Others believe it’s a sign that they need to go to Ikea and get some new curtains.
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Holy Pair Gets Stoned
Last week Ethel Hartman of Jackson Township, Ohio was awakened by a mysterious flash of light shining on her bed. The next day her son was working in the garden when he came across a rock with the image of the Virgin Mary on it. He then found one adorned with Jesus Christ. The family welcomes people to come and see the rocks. They live just outside Massillon, in Jackson Township, at the corner of Amhearst and Traphagen Street. This place rocks. [map]
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Salt Of The Earth…I Mean, Heavens
A shrine has popped up by an expressway underpass in Chicago where people say salt stains on the concrete look like the Virgin Mary. Believers are flocking to the site even though the new Pope has made no public comment about it nor booked a flight yet.
POSTSCRIPT: On May 6th a man was arrested for scrawling the words “big lie” over the stain. Authorities then painted over the whole thing. R.I.P.
LATER THE SAME DAY: The Chicago Tribune reports that, like Jason, the image is back. “One or more people somehow began to remove the paint. It was not known how they did it, but by afternoon, the image was back largely intact and apparently with no sign of the graffiti that had marred it.”
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