What Would Jesus See

When Mitchell Grainger of Rowley Regis, West Midlands, England, looked at a photo he’d shot of his pet chicken Glora taking a dust bath, he spotted an image in the feathers. “I literally said ‘Jesus Christ’ when I saw the picture,” he told the Halesowen News. “It is strange that it would appear on Gloria because not long ago she was the only chicken out of 20 that wasn’t killed by a fox. She was standing on the step when he came and miraculously wasn’t touched.” Praise the lord and pass the gravy.

The Liquid Planet Water Park in Candia, New Hampshire, has been struggling since opening two years ago, thanks to way too many rainy days. That’s why the Dumont family that owns it took it as a good sign when, soon after opening the park for the season, staff members saw what they thought looked like the image of Jesus Christin the middle of the red cross on a lifeguard flag. Since then the weather has been perfect and business is up more than 200% from last year, in spite of the fact that park manager Kelly Dumont thinks it looks “more like a gladiator, or the Beatles.”

Twenty-six year-old Zach Evans of Southampton, England, was using Google Earth to check out vacation spots when he saw an interesting image on some fields in Hungary—the image of Jesus Christ. No word on whether he decided to vacation there or not.

Workers at a rubber plantation in Ben Cat District, Vietnam, came across an ant hill, not unusual except this one looked like Buddha sitting in his classic meditation pose. As word spread, thousands of people flocked to see the 16-inch tall “miracle ant hill,” praying, leaving incense, and making ceremonial offerings. Local authorities have asked the district’s Buddhism representatives to move the figure to a temple so order can be restored in the area. No word on whether the ants will go too.